Cooper Towers is under attack.
The enemy has taken control of the shed, and advance scouts have been making daring daylight raids across the patio for several days. They wear no uniform, operating in plain-clothes, the better to blend in with the civilian population. Modern defensive strategy is useless against this new insurgency.
Day 1: Elite operatives spotted setting up observation posts at high points around the garden. Utilising local cover, the enemy scaled the feeder pole and dropped onto the seed tray. After approximately 28 minutes, he base-jumped into the choisya bush and made good his escape. Enemy tentatively identified as apodemus sylvaticus. Continue reading
