It’s been a fairly grim couple of months. Progress on Trinity Moon was agonisingly slow, and every few hundred words I managed was hard work. Let me rephrase that. It was sweating-bullets, squeezing-blood-from-a-stone Hard Work. I was even beginning to doubt my abilities as a writer and stressing that I would miss my deadline to deliver the book. Continue reading
Just follow this easy 3-step plan and you too can look forward to a wardrobe full of clothes that no longer fit.
Step 1. Develop numerous gallstones.
Step 2. Pass a stone sufficiently large to form a blockage in the bile duct.
Step 3. Contract acute pancreatitis.
Side-effects include: extreme pain, projectile vomiting, dehydration, jaundice and a trip to hospital for IV fluids and morphine.