She is very, very red, but very, very pretty – a sister for three-year-old Lara. Mum and baby are doing well; dad’s wallet . . . not so much.
Oh, the weight? 8 07lbs.
No, not 8lbs 7oz, eight hundred and seven pounds, wet weight.
Yes, you read that right. This is not your average bundle of joy: she sleeps through the night, never cries or complains and only needs feeding every 220 miles or so.